Mom: What is your idea?
JP: That means I can get thirsty with some black juice. And it's Coke. Do you know where it is?
Mom: I do but you have to earn it first.
JP: When it's Cokey its Pepsi!
Mom: Do you like Pepsi?
JP: Yeeess! I like the little one.
Mom: You like the little cans?
JP: Yes, I like a little can with a Pepsi on it. You can open my little Pepsi with some Pepsi in it.
Mom: What are going to do with that Pepsi?
JP: I'm going to drink it.
Mom: Is that because you are hungry?
JP: (giggle) Not quite. That's for when I am thirsty.
Mom: Oh, I always get confused.
JP: That's not when you get confused. That's the one when I make you happy!
Mom: You always make me happy JP!
JP: Oh, me to! Well I got, hey, let's drink the little Pepsi together.
Mom: Well, remember when Mommy said after we do our work and play our games we can have a snack of popcorn and Pepsi.
JP: Oh, sure. Look I can dress up as a dragon!
Mom: A dragon!
JP: Yes.
Mom: Is it a scary dragon?
JP: But its a magic dragon costume.
Mom: Who wears the costume?
JP: Spud does in Spud the dragon movie in Bob the Builder CD on my radio. Tomorrow we are going to get that movie at our house and we'll watch it instead. Maybe we can do that. We'll do that next morning.
Mom: Well, honey, I don't know if I can find the movie. You have the story on the radio. We'll have to look to see if the library has the movie.
JP: Yeah! Now lets drink the popcorn and the little Pepsi together. Or now let's eat the popcorn and drink the Coke together!
Mom: Do you like popcorn?
JP: Yes, but they are soooo yummy!
Mom: What other food do you like?
JP: I like some Wiggles fruit snacks.
Mom: Those are good.
JP: Yeah, you are right. Maybe let's find the Pepsi and then let's cook the popcorn.
Mom: Where should I cook the popcorn?
JP: Into the microwave.
Mom: Oh, the microwave. Good thinking!
JP: Then let's find the little Pepsi. Maybe it's downstairs. In the basement. Let's go find it and see. Mommy are you coming?
Mom: Where in the basement?
JP: Maybe it's on the little frigerator. Inside.
Mom: Is that refrigerator bigger or littler than the one in the kitchen?
JP: Littler. But its NOT in the kitchen. It's downstairs in the closet room. Come on let's go find it so I can drink it. We're on my way!
Mom: What if I told you we were out of Pepsi. (mean, I know!)
JP: Ha! Oh no! But we are not out of Pepsi! We're full of Pepsi! We got to drink some.
Mom: But let's pretend we were out of Pepsi. Where ...
JP: BUT we are NOT out of PEPSI!!!!
Mom: Where would we go to get more Pepsi?
JP: Just downstairs. Hey look there is me flying with Woody! I got to get Woody and drag him into the trash.
(He's looking at a Photoshop picture I made. It is Buzz and Woody flying. I put JP's head on Buzz. It is a "thank you" to his teachers telling them that we wish we could take them to infinity and beyond with us! I also made a Superman one. JP talks about these pictures like they are real. "When I was Superman and I flew through the sky..." )
Mom: If there was no Pepsi downstairs where would Mommy have to go to buy more?
JP: At the store!
Mom: You are right! What would I have to have in order to buy the Pepsi?
JP: Because they are hiding!
Mom: Does mommy have to give the cashier something before we bring the Pepsi home?
JP: Ha! Good thinking!
Mom: What does Mommy give the cashier?
JP: Some money!
Mom: Yes, you are such a smart cookie!
JP: Yeah! Now let's go find the little Pepsi! Let's go find it downstairs!
Mom: Okay, I give up! Let's go!
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